Blog Comment: BIG TIT PATROL ordered, and the waitress had disappeared, Deborah got down to business. "You've got a crush on Sally," she said, "and that's natural, I suppose, and, ordinarily, harmless. But it's beginning to disrupt the atmosphere in the office, and that makes it my problem."
I began a feeble protest, but she cut me off. "I don't blame you," she said, a bit more gently, "as I said, it's only natural, especially for someone your age. You must be a seething mass of hormones, and you don't seem like you know what to do about it yet. I don't suppose you have a girlfriend?"